New pokemon look dumb!

so ive been thinking a lot about how stupid the new pokemon are and it really is true because they are running out of like all their ideas, they have an ice cream cone, a key chain, and a trash bag, COME ON!

however, i have an idea to fix this! we have the millions of fans send in Pokemon drawings, and then have them send pictures of their IRL faces so we know which ones are crappy 8 year old drawings or super pro fanart.

this fanart is by far my own favorite one, they said it was a ghost fighting type with moves such as perish song, curse, confusion, and leech seed. I think they called it dorer or something like that, the dex entry says it confuses people with its hideous face and terrible voice while it leeches off your soul.

and now you have klefnerd the fairy keychain that one hits pokemon like giratina, the creation trio super antimatter darkness dragon, how? it used draining kiss, the the most humiliating fairy type move ever (I have a theory that they added fairy types to both gain female 8 year old players, and the support of moms).

I could list more fairy noobs but i would get hate from 8 year old girls and the post would start to drag on. so in conclusion, the new pokemon is bad and 1st gen is the best.