New pokemon look dumb!

so ive been thinking a lot about how stupid the new pokemon are and it really is true because they are running out of like all their ideas, they have an ice cream cone, a key chain, and a trash bag, COME ON!

however, i have an idea to fix this! we have the millions of fans send in Pokemon drawings, and then have them send pictures of their IRL faces so we know which ones are crappy 8 year old drawings or super pro fanart.

this fanart is by far my own favorite one, they said it was a ghost fighting type with moves such as perish song, curse, confusion, and leech seed. I think they called it dorer or something like that, the dex entry says it confuses people with its hideous face and terrible voice while it leeches off your soul.

and now you have klefnerd the fairy keychain that one hits pokemon like giratina, the creation trio super antimatter darkness dragon, how? it used draining kiss, the the most humiliating fairy type move ever (I have a theory that they added fairy types to both gain female 8 year old players, and the support of moms).

I could list more fairy noobs but i would get hate from 8 year old girls and the post would start to drag on. so in conclusion, the new pokemon is bad and 1st gen is the best.

Pokemon anime stinks!!!!

so today i pirated the new pokemon anime and i saw that ash ketchup was still an 8 year old scrub lord (cuz the show has to be tailored to its nub fans) and like brock the rock was still there, so i immediatly went on 4chan to go share my feelings about it and like everyone agreed with me!

but anyway, my first criticism is that hes still a youngster (i have a theory that hes using the mega stones to mega evolve his hormomes keeping him young forever, but thats another post) and his dad isnt traveling with him still witch made me give the show half a star on amazon

after all that jazz he ended up going to the first gym, now we all know the first gym has all below lvl 20 pokeman, and he got freaking rekt, his non shiny loser pikachu is worthless (he needs to release it) in the first gen anime he had like charizard and a squirtle with sunglasses, way better might i say.

on this anime he has like a blue frog, a fox, and and some tree thingy... but do you know what gen 1 has? The coolest turtle ever, a flaming komodo dragon, and a plant bulb with legs, now tell me which one was cooler, unless your 8 years old you will say to me gen 1 is the best.

so in conclusion, the new pokemon is bad and 1st gen is the best.

Pokemon is too easy!!

so i just completed my pokedex with all shinies in pokemon xy and after that i thought to my own self "Pokemon is too easy" and it really was, it took me like 5 minutes to beat the new pokemons  compared to like pokemon yellow where it took me like way more longer

theres too many 8 year old nubs ruining pokemon saying "nintento it's too hard please make op pokemon and remove grinding!", its supposed to be hard you butts!!!! what happend to the old days when you had pokemon gear and could call prof oak  wherever you went,

plus mega evoltions are too op nowadays like they ruined the first gen starters by making them 'mega' but their already too perfect to be mega'd, now they just look stupid.  The bike is also way too fast, it goes like a bajillion miles an hour so you can hardly navigate it, my theory is that theyre slowly mega-ing all the items in the game, they already started with the pokemon and the bike. They are probably going to mega the pokemon centers so they get perma mega evolved every healing session.

i also saw this lameness called fairy types, i mean, fairys? thats so dumb, do you really want to see some ugly mutant creature flying on a flower wreck your huge 3 headed dragon spewing fire? NO! do you want a keychain one hitting the pokemon version of bruce lee? nope. dragon types should also be resistant to all types of damage, even ice typess! (I don't want to be beaten by an ice cream cone).

so in conclusion, the new pokemon is bad and 1st gen is the best.